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Fri, July 31 - Back From Comic-Con Pretty much the same as being at Comic-Con, this year, seeing as how it was, as they say, @Home. So let's charge directly at this week's cartoon! 
Fri, July 24 - Comic-Con @ Home Part 2 Normally round this time of year I'd be sweating behind a table in the Small Press Area at San Diego Comic-Con, trying desperately to draw sales out of random passersby in the same manner that a freelance dentist might draw teeth. Sadly, this year San Diego Comic-Con has gone virtual on account of plague. No table, no book sales. But there's still lotsa Comic-Con-y goodness to be had, so why not pop over to http://www.comic-con.org/cci/2025/athome and see what's up over there? Finished? How was it? Did you even go and check it out? It matters not to me if you did or didn't. I'm not your mother. In any case, here's a fun cartoon about "police": 
Fri, July 17 - Comic-Con @ Home So this year San Diego Comic-Con is trying something different: not happening. Ever since it started it hasn't not happened until now, so they're not sure how to handle it. So far the idea seems to be some kind of virtual San Diego Comic-Con. I don't really know all the details right this second. However, a detail I do know is that I've agreed to do some sketches as part of a fundraiser for the Cartoon Art Museum. So hey, why not click http://www.cartoonart.org/store?category=Comic-Con to bid on one, or some of the amazing other ones done by hot hot artists that people love! Meanwhile, as you mull over clicking on that big fat fundraising link up there, why not take a brief tour to consider the simple truth of 
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Fri, July 3 - Almost Independent Let's take a week to turn away from the real world and all its horrors and bummers, shall we? Let's look instead to the worlds of fantasy, of make-believe, of role-playing, worlds where we may marvel at the sublime perfection of the 
Fri, June 26 - Some Fun Now Whew! That pandemic thing sure was a drag, huh? Remember that? In the past? How bummery it was? So glad we can put it all behind us and 
Fri, June 19 - Juneteenth I'll admit, I had no idea what Juneteenth was until I looked at the 2025 Calendar Keith Knight was kind enough to gift, noticed that it was on there, and looked it up. Then the next day I saw it was an episode title in the first season of Atlanta. So I'm very late to the Juneteenth party, though I can say with confidence I'm still two weeks ahead of the President of the United States. Anyway, how about a cartoon? 
Fri, June 12 - Live From CHAZ Well, not quite. I'm about 12 blocks down the hill from the fresh-minted Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone. And this isn't an area where mannequins walk and the Nestene Consciousness reigns supreme, either. A whole other kind of consciousness rules this roost. How it develops we shall wait to see. I only pray the situation continues to evolve without loss or injury to any 
Fri, June 5 - Long Delayed Wow, this week kind of came out of nowhere, huh? And yet, in a way, it's been coming for decades and long overdue. 
Fri, May 29 - Undo the Do I don't really get hung up on continuity too much, so I can't say why I felt it necessary to draw this week's strip. Shame? Yeah, probably shame, and a disinclination to play the cards I dealt myself. 
Fri, May 22 - I Shall Not Want Nope. I refuse to refuse myself anything, y'know, 什么加速器看国外网站. Thus, we have the following: 
Fri, May 15 - Productive We're all trying to keep ourselves busy in this pandemic. Well, I'm happy to announce that I've come up with 6 new phone application designs that are sure to transform our world, some for the better! Please enjoy 
Fri, May 8 - More Dead Might as well open all the states up, give that coronavirus the burst of infection it needs to catapult into total overconfidence. We'll expose its weaknesses by amplfying its strength! Just when it thinks it's winning... it will continue to win! On a related subject, 
Fri, May 1 - Happy May Day! Is May Day on the first? Or the fourth? Or some other? I don't know, and I refuse to find out. Happy May Day, angryflower.com readers! Here's a cartoon.  Fri, Apr 24 - And Now  Fri, Apr 17 - Back to Business Whew! That sure was a thing, huh, that whole coronavirus situation, folks dying, everybody confined to their homes, the economy slashed across the belly, its guts spilling to the floor. Sure glad that's over! So now that nothing happened and nothing changed, let's take a moment to bask in  腾讯网游加速器好用吗_好趣手游网:今天 · 腾讯加速器是一款腾讯公司自主研发的加速器，支持千种游戏多个平台，完美加速各种游戏稳定不掉帧。国服加速免费，外服加速超低价，是一款性价比很高的加速软件。PS：小编在玩游戏的时候一直用的都是腾讯的加速器，还蛮不错的，推荐大家下载使用~ I guess this one could be said to be about the same subject matter as the preceding three. Does that make it an ongoing story? Not really! See for yourself:  Fri, Apr 3 - Shambolic Tril So I guess this one and the previous two make up a trilogy of sorts? It wasn't planned that way and it doesn't really work, but here it is regardless!  Fri, Mar 27 - Some Fun Now  六毫秒加速器App-六毫秒加速器下载 1.0.1 安卓版-新云软件园:2021-6-12 · Tags： 加速器 网页加速器 游戏加速器 迅游加速器 六毫秒加速器是成都俊云科技有限公司打造的一款方便快捷的加速器软件，限时试用加速玩国服游戏、浏览国内视频，直播、音乐等各大主流平台，听歌追剧刷视频，低延迟极速畅联玩到爽，欢迎下载体验。 Been a week since last update, and things are looking quite a bit more terrifying. Already it's looking like last week's prediction of a return to normality by March 31 was laughably optimistic. What an exciting fun ride we're all on, with so many twists and turns! Now, for larfs, how about  Fri, Mar 13 - Going Viral Well, I'm back from my Star Trek Cruise (it was fun, thanks for asking!), only to find my adopted home of Seattle in the moist, fleshy grip of a pandemic. Fun! I've been on mandatory Work From Home since I got back Monday night, with the prospect of it being extended at least until March 31. Let's hope this abundance of caution has the desired effect of, y'know, not having everybody drop dead of the plague. In any case, as noted in exhaustive and exhausting detail two weeks ago, there was no update last week. But I'm back, babies, and that means Bob the Angry Flower cartoons. And you read that letter "s" correctly at the end of the word "cartoon"; this week has plural toons for your consideration! First up we have a strip where I can't say for sure what I was going for,  And then let's follow it up with a collaboration with one Lisa Martin, who was my co-guest on the inaugural episode of the Mike Griwkowsky Hour podcast back during the holiday. I challenged her to write a sonnet, and she challenged me to illustrate it if she did. Well, she did, so I did, and here it is: 
Fri, Feb 28 - No Update There's no update! Not this week, of course. This week has an update. It's this! No, I'm talking about next week, a week which will have no angryflower.com update. Why? The reason is, I hope, simple. This time next week, I very much expect to be on a Star Trek Cruise, Star Trek Cruising, where I will have neither the ability nor the inclination to update my web site. Hence me warning folks about it now, a week before then, when I won't be warning anybody of anything, because there will be, as I mention above, no update. But just because there's no update next week doesn't mean we can't have an update this week, right? Quite! So let us update this week by updating this week to include the following cartoon, a rather dumb one called  Y'all have fun, now! I certainly intend to! Sun, Feb 23 - Late! Yep, it's true, this is a late update, not falling as they almost always do on a Friday, but delayed instead until Sunday. The explanation for the tardiness is simple. This past Thrusday I raced home from work in order to hop a bus up to Vancouver to watch my good friend Keith Knight wrap up shooting on Woke, his upcoming show on Hulu. In all the fuss of packing and grabbing the bus, I forgot to do the week's update. OOP! No fear, though, folks. Bob's still around, and we've got a tasty cartoon for you, almost fresh, called  Fri, Feb 14 - Emma So there's a new Emma movie coming out, according to the trailers, and it occurred to me that I'd never seen an Emma movie, or read Emma itself. Thus, the obvious next step was to read Emma. Once I finished, I had a bit of a thought about an Emma cartoon, so I wrote it and drew it. It's this:  cdn加速技术 - 随意贴:cdn加速技术的计费方式,流量计费与带宽计费的单位是什么?有 答：按实际带宽流量计费,每M每月计算,市场上一般在350左右,帝联科技IDC(服务器托管和租用)和CDN(网页加速,流媒体加速和文件下载加速)服务,咨询电话13438056235 QQ:1037 Not wanting to have anything to do with the miserable impeachment proceedings that recently concluded, I certainly don't want to post a cartoon about them. Thus, we have an entirely unrelated strip I call  Fri, Jan 31 - Peachy Man, how about that impeachment, huh? K-K-KRAY, am I right? ZOWIE-WOWIE! Okay, enough of that bullshit. It's annoying. Let's have a cartoon, a good one for a change!  Fri, Jan 24 - Good God, Fox News It's on the TV in the other room as I compose this update. I figured I should get in a quick taste of television impeachment coverage, a little from MSNBC and now Laura Ingraham's show on Fox. It's poop. Poopy poop poop. Bleah. So tiresome. Instead, let's ask a pertinent, searingly urgent question:  提升浏览国外网页速度 Yep, soldiers. Men of war. There sure are a lot of them in that new 1917 movie. Oh, sure, there are parts where there are hardly any soldiers at all. Whole handfuls of minutes go by where there are no more than two soldiers at any one time. But I assure you those minutes are made up for by other minutes in which there are many, many solidiers all at once. Yep. If you're looking for a film which features large variations in the number of soldiers it depicts, you could do far, FAR worse than to see 1917. Trust me! And, speaking of trusting me,  Fri, Jan 10 - Newest Year Yet! Hey, dear readers, Happy New Year! It's a bit late, as I just got out of Ford vs. Ferarri (good flick!), so we're gonna have a nother stripped-down update. The good news is that it's got a bunch of cartoons in it! First, we'll get saucy with  Then we'll follow that up with a little good ol' fashioned  And finally we'll bring it home with a strip that probably should have been the last strip of last year, but wasn't: 
Wed, Dec 18 - Catch Ya later, 20-Teens! Wow, it's kinda snuck up on me, the idea that next year is 2025. Cool year-name, that. Sleek. Sexy. It's got a sci-fi sheen and yet it's super contemporary at the same time. Lookin' forward to it, even if it's an appalling shitshow! At least we got out of the 20-tens without World War 1: The Reboot. I'm hoping it's because history isn't interested in directly repeating itself, though I'm not sure I'm ready for the wacky twists and turns it has in store. Guess we'll find out, huh? Okay, quick wrap-up of stuff I liked this year, no particular order: One Punch Man Enter the Gungeon The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance Spider-Man PS4 Avengers: Endgame (I guess) The Mandalorian (sorta) HBO's Watchmen (surprise!) The Shaggy D.A. Steven Universe: The Movie Amazon Prime's The Man in the High Castle The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (really good!) and of course Bob the Angry Flower: exciting space adventure! Buy it! I probably missed some, but there we go, that's a list. MY list. I deliberately excluded people, places and experieces because Jesus, who wants to be here all night? Not me, man. Hell, no. And so here we have the strip for the last update of the year:  There will be a bit of a pause on updates until I get back from holidays, but patient readers will be rewarded with a flurry of strips all at once! Or, if you fancy, you can keep up with them as they go live on Gigcity.ca. Do that! And that's it! I'm out! HAPPEEEEEE NEWWWWWW YEEEEEEEeeeee..... (off into distance) Fri, Dec 13 - More Aliens? It seems so. I guess I just have 'em on the brain. Let us then consider this epochal moment when Bob, in all our names, makes 
Fri, Dec 6 - Mando I'm having fun with Disney+'s The Mandolorian, but at the same time, something about it makes me itch. Perhaps it's simply that I'm not sure how I feel about your everyday 
Fri, Nov 29 - Podded Wee-oo, that was fun! Got to see the penultimate Harmontown, got to sing some karaoke with Harmontown Comptroller Jeff Davis, got to hang with excellent Edmontonian Dwayne Martineau... laughs and good times all around. Surprising! And now, let's have a quick dumb 
Fri, Nov 22 - Harmon Down Ooh, boy, kinda excited, I'm heading to Los Angeles on the weekend for the penultimate episode of Dan Harmon's Harmontown podcast. As I may have mentioned before, I'm quite late to the podcast party, only starting to listen to any of them in earnest maybe a year or so ago. Along with The Greatest Generation, The Greatest Discovery and Friendly Fire, Harmontown has become a reliable part of my weekly walk to work. And now Harmon is hanging up his Harmontown spurs! Outrage! Loss! What of my Thursdays, DAN? What of THEM? In other news, let's talk about the Star Wars: 
Fri, Nov 15 - Another Quick Update Yep. Just like the update title says, this is a short one. Indeed, so short that, other than the cartoon link, it's already done! 
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Fri, Nov 1 - Post-Hallowe'en It's November first, everybody, and we all know what that means: it's not Hallowe'en anymore! I hope you all got whatever necessary Hallowe'ening you needed into and out of your system, because it's November now and Hallowe'en is OUT OF THE PICTURE for 364 days. Sorry to break the truth to you so coldly, but it's best to face it with courage and continue with life. Speaking of continuing with life, here's a cartoon! It's, by my estimation, about 4 weeks too late. Enjoy! 
Fri, Oct 25 - Quick! That's how I'd describe this week's update: quick. I'm drowsy as all heck at the moment, so it's back to bed I go, with a mere pit stop here to offer the world yet another Bob the Angry Flower cartoon, to wit: 
Fri, Oct 18 - FREEEEEE I'll direct your attention to this week's cartoon,  ,and then go on to say that thankfully, the situation has been resolved. Not directly by me drawing the cartoon, mind, but the whole business of the Alarm That Would Not Fucking Shut Up reached, for me, a point of sufficient temperature that I not only drew a cartoon, but posted a passive-agressive message to the building web site asking for precise information about the alarm's location such that this information could be conveyed to the Maintenance folks so they could find it and change the battery. And they did! 怎么加速访问国外网站 Gosh, things are a drag these days. What with the president adding impeachable offenses to the docket faster than Congress can write them down, or bad movies about evil clowns, it's time to take a step back, a deep breath, and a long look at 
Fri, Oct 4 - Not Birthday! I mean, I'm sure it's somebody's birthday. Just not anybody IMPORTANT. At any rate, here's a cartoon! 
Apex游戏加速器和翻墙有什么区别？-斧牛加速器:2021-3-24 · 为玩家提供伢质网游加速服务。 区别二、用途不同 游戏加速器是主要针对游戏的，也只可伡用于游戏的游玩，不过对于游戏的加速还是有效果的，但是它是不能翻墙的。而翻墙软件是可伡用于访问国外网页、玩国外的游戏的，不过不能达到加速的效果。 I don't always do birthday cartoons. It's usually when the birthday actually lands directly on a toon-drawing day and I decide to go easy on myself and do something silly and birthday-y. Such is the case with this whirlwind of a cartoon, affectionately called 
Fri, Sep 20 - Birthday! Well, not quite... still a couple of days. But soon! So, not at all in honor of my upcoming 49th birthday, I give you folks a Bob the Angry Flower cartoon. It's this one! 
Fri, Sep 13 - SPX! Yep, it's time for the Small Press Expo in unsunny Bethesda, MD! I don't actually have much to say about it other than I'm not tabling, just attending, for the sheer sake and glory of indy cartoonists like Lonnie Millsap and Keith Knight! I anticipate FUN! Thus, I'm just gonna hurl this strip at you folks and get back to packing! 
Well, okay, one more little tidbit. A reader commisioned me to draw a Bob-ish banner for his girls soccer team, and to my utter shock, I actually did it! And here it is! Look at those fresh-faced competitors, so filled with the spirit of sport! We may be assured they will INCINERATE THEIR ENEMIES without hesitation! 
Fri, Sep 6 - Plus and Minus! I've read that electricity is simply the rapid movement of unthinkably many instances of positive and negartive charge. If one could... harness this movement somehow, tap it, drive it from one's very being... why then, one would become an eternal source of 
Fri, Aug 30 - Check it out! It's a cartoon about murder! Or... is it? YOU decide! 
Fri, Aug 23 - No Gig? A bit of a sadness this week, in that with all the attention being paid to Edmonton's Fringe Festival over at Gigcity.ca, they didn't have time to post the new Bob the Angry Flower cartoon. LAME! So let's get this bad thing onto the Internet, thusly! 
Fri, Aug 16 - Ha! Hey, folks, let's have a fun little cartoon that isn't about horrible awfulness just for once, what do you say?  Fri, Aug 9 - Short AGAIN! I'm gonna level with you folks... I am really into the Spider-Man game for the PS4. In. To. IT. I'm so into it, I am actually inside it as we speak. Perhaps not literally, or even figuratively, but sufficiently in some manner to find myself doikng this update wayyyyyy later than I thought I would on account of how I've spent the last three hours playing Spider-Man. Why? Because it's FUN, goddamn it! Meanwhile, the world continues to turn, assholes continue to murder large numbers of random people with weapons I am assured are completely harmless, or at least blameless, and I keep drawing cartoons on the subject, cartoons such as  Fri, Aug 2 - August! Heyyyyyy, folks, how's August treating you? All right? Well? Groovily? I sure hope so. After all that time in July of July being July, and it now being August, gosh darn it if I don't feel like I done crossed some kinda krazy  Fri, July 26 - Not @ Con! Sorry, folks, what happens at the Com, stays at the Con. Which is to say, I didn't really get up to anything moreexciting that standing behind my table for 4 days and a bit selling books. Which is plenty exciting, to be sure! But not nearly as exciting as me right now this second posting this great new cartoon:  And why not buy Bob the Angry Flower: exciting space adventure already? It's so easy and Amazon-peasy! Tues, July 16 - The Con of Comics! Yep, it's San Diego Comic-Con, held yearly at the San Diego Convention Center at something-something West Harbor Drive, starting with Preview Night on Wednesday and then extending for four exhausting days, Thursday through Sunday, July 18 -21, there to culminate with it being over. I'll be selling the new book, of course: Bob the Angry Flower: exciting space adventure. Come by and get one! I'll be at table K16, Small Press Area, Aisle 1400, just like always. Buy some books, so I don't have to spend the whole con whining about how this con is the worst one ever until I turn around on Sunday and find I'm down to like three books. Let's get to that point by SATURDAY EVENING, folks! You'll note that this update is a bit early for the week, as I'll be a-connin', so allow me to bless y'all with a very on-point cartoon I have chosen to title 
Fri, July 12 - ELEVEN! That's right, folks, it's the 11th Bob the Angry Flower book, Bob the Angry Flower: exciting space adventure!!! I've posted this image before, but I'm posting it again with an important difference: this baby is 100% CLICKABLE! That's right, folks. If you click this image, it'll take you directly to a page on Amazon.com, a page featuring this book, a page with buttons on it that will allow you, the discriminating Bob the Angry Flower book fan, to swiftly purchase this fine, fine book. SO FUN AND DELIGHTFUL!!! 
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ANDSan Diego Comic-Con is comin' up like a whirlwind! Next week, even! Stay tuned for more info on THAT astonishing occurance, coming soon! Fri, July 5 - Independence! It seems a bit off-brand for July 4 to fall on a Thursday, so you get what feels like a long weekend but then have to go back to work for one day before getting just a normal weekend. It makes me so SLEEPY! Or maybe it's all the drinking I did last night. That could also be a cause. Speaking of drinking, why not post this week's late-to-the-party about events of last week that were already old when I drew it? Why not indeed? 
Fri, June 28 - Bider-Mannnn! I dunno about you guys, but I am relieved to discover that, while I am very late to the Spider-Man on PS4 party, I have finally arrived and can now devote most of my precious waking hours to swinging around an erzatz New York taking pictures of monuments and tourist attractions. Whew! I shudder to think what would have happened if I'd not broken down and bought it. Who KNOWS how many hours I might not have spent web-slinging? Too many. Too. Many. Anyway, I'm back from North Country Fair, so as promised, here's a Bob the Angry Flower cartoon! 
Mon, June 17 - Oily! I don't really mean oily, silly. Not as in oil! But as in something that sounds like "early," which is what this update is: early! Early cuz I'm heading back to Edmonton tomorrow for the North Country Fair. I sure hope it's not burned out, or rained out, or choking with smoke, or too hot, or too windy, or too wet. I hope a lotta things! Meanwhile, with this early update, comes an early cartoon. Here's me making the same point everyone else on Earth is also making, and better. Behold, it's 
Fri, June 14 - Sleepy! Hey, folks, yeah, kinda sleepy this evneing, stayed out a bit late last night and all, so I'm just gonna doink the cartoon up and we'll call it good. All right? Sweet. Here we go: 
Fri, June 7 - Kingly Any of you folks watch Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2025) yet? I did! I had thoughts, which I publish here in cartoon form! 
Fri, May 31 - Almost Godz Whoof! Shocking! I've spent my whole evening NOT watching the new Godzilla film, to which I bought tickets. What did I do instead, I wonder what you all ask out out and in your heads? Good question, and the swift answer is that I watched the 2002 film Jackass with a friend and another, and I laughed my murderous head off, constantly, forgetting absolutely what was happenning in front of me. Or remembering it, and laughing all the harder. Regardless, let's open a fast look at the newest Bob the Angry Flower Cartoon, one called: 
Fri, May 24 - How Brightly... No, I haven't yet watched Brightburn, the new what-if-superman-was-a-kid-and-nuts movie produced by Guardians of the Galazy's James Gunn. Don't you worry, though. I'll get to it soon enough. Indeed, it's very possible I'll have seen it by the time you read this, dear reader. That's how close to the edge we are. On the subject of Bob the Angry Flower cartoons, we have the following, a strip I thought might do okay on social media but, as far as I can tell, hasn't: 
Fri, May 17 - Clarity! Oh man, this new book is so close to being done. I can taste it. Taste it just like all those unfortunate sailors are tasting lead in their substandard tins of food on AMC's The Terror, which I'm watching at the moment. It's fun! That is, if grim death surrounded by icy void is your idea of fun. It's not everyone's. Anyway, enough about sailors wasting away from lead poisoning and scurvy, and enough about books and the completion thereof. Why speak of such things when we can talk (or not) about ![[redacted]](redacted1.gif)
Fri, May 10 - Dungeons and Flagons! I like role-playing, and I like drinking. Those two subjects don't really collide in this new strip, entitled 
Fri, May 3 - Endgame of Thrones Gosh, what a weekend last weekend was, huh? Avengers getting all up in folks, followed right up with a big ol' blast of Game of Thrones action-adventure! So much to not talk about for fear of spoiling people! Last week I said I'd observe a 1-week moratorium on Avengers: Endgame spoilers. I'm still observing it, not so much out of courtesy or consideration, but because I don't have as much to say about it as I thought I might. Enjoyed it, but not as much as most everybody else seems to have. Not that I have serious problems with it. I don't have a huge list of things I'd have done differently. I smiled frequently and had a pretty good time. But I wasn't knocked out and I wasn't super moved either. Maybe the best way to put it is to direct your attention here: 
Oh, hey, I've also got another book coming out soon! Book 11, if you can believe it! Here's what it looks like!
Fri, April 26 - Endgamed Sorry for yet another super-brief update, folks, but I just got back from a lateish screening of Avengers: Endgame, and I gotta hit the hay. I'm going to observe the 1-week moratorium on spoilers for that one, so not much to say on that. Instead, why not enjoy a funny cartoon about another current cultural entity that's in the process of wrapping up? Why not read about some fun 
Fri, April 19 - Report! I guess the Mueller Report is out now, or at least some version of it. Still, it's never too late to reflect on the ins and outs of a really choice 
Fri, April 12 - Alberta Bound Quick update this week, as I'm about to hop on a plane to Alberta, there to hang and help out during the Tuesday election. What will happen? Tough to say. Obviously, I make no secret of my support for my sister, otherwise known as 
Fri, April 5 - Electing So we got an Alberta election coming up in a couple of weeks. My sister's running for election, and I'll have more to say about that in cartoon form next week. But for now, here's a quick strip about some economic promises and what I think is going on when you self-apply the hat of being 
Fri, Mar 29 - Fair EnUs I liked Us pretty well. A little different from what I was expecting, more mysterious and Twilight Zone-y than gut-wreching terror, which I guess I really should have expected after Get Out, so that's on me. It certainly is loaded to the rafters and then some on mirrors, twins, doubles, duplicates, masks, twos and elevens; it is a thorough doppelgangerama. There's always a tension between horror and ambiguity, and different films and stories handle that tension differently. Us handles its with clear intent, but that doesn't necessarily mean I really grasped it. I kept thinking I was getting an It Follows, but instead I was getting a, well... Us. At any rate, let's move on, on to the crispy world of cartoons, a world in which we may find ourselves faced at any moment with a terrible 
Fri, Mar 22 - Us Indeed? I don't have much to say this weekend other than to reiterate my suspicion that Jordan Peele's Us will be a goddamned landmark. Admittedly, I feel this way because I've been heavily advertised such. Yet I've seen a lotta advertising, and I think I can tell the difference between hype and possibility. Am I right? Let's all find out as we flock to theatres to watch Us this weekend! In other news, my sister Rachel Notley used her power as Premier of Alberta to drop the writ of an Alberta Provincial Election onto a coming Tuesday, April 16. Less than a month! Is this enough time for a campaign? Let's us all find out! I'll be back in Edmonton in the last few days, trying to avoid being put to work in order to earn a spot close and interesting to the 2025 Alberta election. The Premier being my sister is, let's face it, enough to place me in that position. We're not a huge family family but we still acknowledge each other. But doing work? I don't wanna, and hope that all the work is done by the time I get there, so I can just cash in on all the energy around. That's what it was like last time. This time, though, I think it's gonna be a fight right down to the fence and I'll have to get in there and exert. But of course, it's almost a month away, that time, so in the meantime, that is to say the current time, let's toss a cartoon I drew last week into the mix! It's called 
Fri, Mar 15 - Emerald City Comic-Con I'm not showing at ECCC this year, but I am attending. That's pretty much all I have to say about that, except to note that anybody reading this should swing by the Monsterpedia table and pick up Volume 8 of the eponymous Monsterpedia. It's fun! Last week's strip was a bit... easy, let's say. This week I tried to do a little more work. Did it pay off? I will let YOU, dear reader, decide! 
进外国网站怎么加速 So, I saw Captain Marvel, and I'm not sure how I feel. Or at least, I'm not sure what to say about it. Or rather, I know that I wasn't thrilled by it, but I can't say why, exactly. Part of it is that I made the mistake of drinking liquids before the movie, to the extent that I had to hop out 15 minutes in and hit the bathroom again. That never helps. But even putting that aside, I just never quite hit that zing with it. I realize I'm second-guessing myself, cuz I don't want to end up on the same page as the dingdong internet haters, but no part of it matched or even got close to, say, the electricity and power of the No Man's Land sequence in Wonder Woman. Much as it pains me to admit, I got more of a Green Lantern feel off of it, in that Carol starts out as kind of a smarmy test pilot space warrior and ends up as a slightly less smarmy test pilot space warrior, and doesn't really seem to cover much ground in between one and the other. Fury is fun, and the cat jokes are amusing, and the business with the Kree and the Skrull worked a lot better than I thought it might, but overall I'm left a bit flat. Darn it. Maybe I'll feel differently after another viewing where my bladder isn't bugging me. Sorry to let everybody down by not having a tidy analysis ready to go. I'm still chewing over it in my head, trying to put my finger on where it missed, or where I missed it. I guess I'd suggest that they were so focused on making sure that she was a badass, they forgot to allow her to be weak. It's got nothing to do with her being a woman; heroes, even superheroes --especially superheroes-- have to have a moment of real crisis or doubt. Superman needs to have that kryptonite necklace draped over him and be pushed into a swimming pool where he almost drowns. Batman has to have the futility of his violence thrown in his face by the Joker. Miles needs to fear letting everyone down. Thor must grieve his lost family and friends. When Diana kills Ludendorff and discovers that it doesn't end the War after all, she is rocked to her core. And so on. Maybe I'll catch it on a second viewing of Captain Marvel, but on my first viewing, I just didn't see that moment. At any rate, how about a cartoon? How about this one? 
Fri, Mar 1 - Marvelady I don't know about you folks, but I'm real curious to see how Captain Marvel turns out. This is the MCU's shot at a big, sprawling woman-led superhero movie, and Wonder Woman already covered a lot of that ground with a character carrying 70-odd years of history and familiarity. I've been trying to catch up with Captain Marvel, or at least get a bit more current with the character. Last time I was reading comics with her in them, she was hanging out with the X-Men and calling herself Binary while freeing whole races of subjugated space whales. I gather a fair bit has changed since then. The earlier promotion seemed to have a good grip on what they were selling, with the "her"/"a hero" text fades in the trailers. Now I'm not so sure. Maybe I'm just unconsciously absorbing negativity from the MRA trolls on YouTube. I sure hope that's all there is to it. We'll see next week! In the meantime, please enjoy this Bob the Angry Flower cartoon, lovingly entitled 
Fri, Feb 22 - Normal Week Hmmm... y'know folks, I don't really have anything super remarkable to talk about for this week's update. The snow was two weeks ago, so that's old news. Some people are saying they wanna be president of the United States in a couple of years, but that news is a little too new and needs to baste a bit, I think. I think I've mostly transferred operations over to my laptop from my old computer, so that's not so pressing. The new book is shaping up to be a book at the appointed time. All seems on track. It's at times like these, therefore, that I find myself racing through a bunch of old Isaac Asimov books, and in that headlong rush, I find myself pausing to contemplate the life and times of the average everyday 
Fri, Feb 15 - Post-V I hope all you folks had a pleasing Valentine's Day, or at least a satisfactory, uncomplicated one. I'm typing this up the night before, so I can't speak for myself, but let's assume it worked out just fine and that I'm not in jail or deported or some such amusement. It looks like I'll survive the death of ye olde computere after all, with some adjustments. My old scanner looks to be pretty much out of the game, with a few final options left to try, but thankfully the ScannerPro app for the phone seems mostly able to pick up the slack. Base scans require a bit more cleanup and attention than before, but I'll take it. So! Angryflower.com soldiers on, ever proudly, into the future via the present! Which, naturally, brings us to this week's cartoon. It's a humdinger of a strip, a real corn-baster, tractor-grater, skin-peeler of a graphic gag, and I simply will wait no longer before presenting it to you all thusly: 
Fri, Feb 8 - DAMMIT!!! I knew it had to happen sometime, but I just hoping that time would never come. Alas, come it has: my trusty old computer, the one I brought with me to Seattle 14 years ago, appears to have given up the ghost. This is a serious bummer, not least because I have a bunch of files on it, but it's the only thing that can connect to my old but trusty scanner. Not exactly sure what I'm gonna do about that. May be spending some time on the good ol' internet, seeing if I can find Windows 10 drivers for a 20-year-old scanner. Wish me luck! Vancouver was great, by the way. Got to see some of Keith Knight's Woke pilot get shot, some really crucial scenes, including a really gorgeous final shot. Fingers crossed on that thing going to series! Now let's see if we can stumble through hand-coding all the HTML to upload this week's strip, shall we? Here... we... go! 
Fri, Feb 1 - Quick! - Whoops! Sorry to be in such a rush, dear readers, but I'm hopping on a bus in just over an hour to visit Vancouver, BC, Canada to watch Keith Knight do some making of a TV show pilot. And I don't want to be late! So I'll drop this little reminder, this little mnemonic, 'y'know, so folks don't forget that  Sat, Jan 25 - Whoops! Sorry, dear readers, sorry for the lateness of this week's update. I'd like to be able to blame it on being unavoidably delayed by  but let's face it, he's not that effective. Fri, Jan 18 - Updating the Date, And Urf, sorry, readers, for delivering to you this Friday a burble of barely-spoken nonsense regarding my thoughts about how updating the site on Fridays feels strange to me in this new world where the strips go live on the Internet on the Mondays before the Fridays, as opposed to the strips appearing stamped on sheets of disposable but easily available paper up in Edmonton every Wednesday. I'm still working out how this feels. I hope you'll grant me some time to consider it. As it turns out, if you do or if you don't, neither of your choices will prevent me from deciding to, in the present tense, 
. 手机浏览外国网站很慢 Gosh, have you guys noticed that at certain sizes and in certain fonts, the letter "B" slightly resembles the letter "H"? Me neither! So here we are in 2025, and I can think of nothing more urgent than quickly and efficiently catching up on all the Bob the Angry Flower cartoons that haven't been posted yet. There are so many! Let's review. When last we checked, Bob had just embarked on cartoon relations with his  Having completed what seemed like a single cartoon's worth of robot lawyering adventure, fate now states firmly and like Yoda that there is another, to wit  We now do a hard left into some old television parody be asking exactly who shall be chosen  And once asked, twice considered, as we plunge ahead in the sequel with the sexy title,  Zow! So many cartoons! Or, you know, you could read them on Gigcity.ca, where they appear on Mondays. Either choice can function! Wed, Dec 19 - 2018 4-Evr Well, folks, looks like we're wrapping up this glorious year, and not a moment too soon. Yes, I'm aware that there are almost two weeks left in 2018, but I"m heading back to Edmonton for the holidays, so this'll be the final update until 2025. FUN! I hope y'all have yourself an enjoyable holiday, however you celebrate it, and we'll pick this up in the second week of January. I'll leave you with the following cartoon to bear the year to rest, but you should be able to get new Bobs on Monday for the next few weeks over at 解决国外网站很慢, so, y'know... DO! Excelsior! Fri, Dec 14 - Back At It Okay, no more girnin' on about newspapers and the unexpected nonexistence of same. Time to look forward, ever forward! And what better way to do that than by drawing a cartoon about a 10-year-old movie? I hereby submit for your approval:  Fri, Dec 7 - The Great Beyond Kinda weird, not having Vue or See or the Journal or the Sun or any newspaper printed on paper running Bob. Big thanks to the folks at Gig City in Edmonton for picking up Bob in a web-way, with the hopes that I might maybe get a little bit paid making these silly things, these reasons for living, these drawn cartoons. Speaking of, let's celebrate new beginings and even newer newness with a top-shelf  Fri, Nov 30 - End of an Era And now dear readers we must pause, and give silence, as this week marks the passing of Vue Weekly, the only print outlet still running Bob the Angry Flower. Fear not, dear readers. Bob shall continue. But this will be the first time since 1992 that the cartoon has not had a real honest genuine honest-to-ghost print newspaper as host, and now must pass on into the nebulous realm of webcomichood. Let us bow our heads and offer up a silent prayer as we muse on the passage of time and the changes of the world.  Fri, Nov 23 - A Hair Late Last week's update was a bit early, this one's a hair late. I'm not trying to establish a rhythm with this or anything; it's just how it turned out. THanksgiving sloth will do that to you. I drew this strip a few weeks ago, just before the mid-term elections, but my well-documented superstition regarding Bob cartoons and real-world events kicked in and prevented me from publishing it the week of the election for fear of jinxing the whole affair. Now the election is receding in our rear-view mirror, it's time to pull out this old(ish) chestnut and boldy state that  解决国外网站很慢 I'm heading down to L.A. this weekend to fart around and see some HarmonQuest tapings, so that means we all get this week's Bob the Angry Flower cartoon a day ahead of time. That's right! That's the kind of thinking-ahead, looking-after-the-interests-of-my-readers stuff you can count on here at angryflower.com, a result based on yards and neverending yards of well established  Fri, Nov 9 - Whew... It wasn't the hands-down repudiation of assholery and fascism that I was looking for, but it got the job done. Sure, I would've liked Beto O' Rourke to kick known skinsuit Ted Cruz out of public life, and it would've been heartening to see sanity take hold and prevail in Florida, but at least the Democrats didn't manage to fuck up taking the House back, so I'll call it a win. Would've been nice if Nancy Pelosi hadn't issued a tone-deaf call for civility and non-partisan compromise that exactly no Democrat was looking for, but s | |
